If you haven’t read part one, then read it HERE.
Because I wouldn’t want to spoiler one of the best known Western stories of my generation…
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
or
Harry Potter and the Inexplicability of Sirius’ Now-Perfect Teeth
Harry Potter and the Obvious Sign That Pink Isn’t For Girls; It’s For People Made Of Pure Evil… And Possibly Kittens
Harry Potter and the Blatant Foreshadowing That Harry Is A Horcrux
Harry Potter and the Big Feelings None Of The Characters Are Equipped To Deal With
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
or
Harry Potter and the Time He Almost Killed The Hot Evil One With A Spell He Found In The Older Hot Evil One’s Old School Book
Harry Potter and the Zombies I Just Couldn’t Deal With And Had To Close My Eyes
(I have a very serious problem with zombies…)
Harry Potter and the OH FUCK FUCK FUCK HE’S IN THE WATER WITH THE ZOMBIES FUCK NO. NOPE. CAN’T DEAL.
Harry Potter and the Best Plot Twist Since Luke’s Father
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part One)
or
Harry Potter and the Two Hour Introduction To Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter and the Bitchin-est Badass-est Hermione Granger … and Also There’s Ron
Harry Potter and the Slightly Uncomfortable Amount Of Chest Hair On A Supposedly Seventeen Year Old Boy
Harry Potter and the Cock-Blocking Continues
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part Two)
or
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Finally Kicks Off
Harry Potter and the Rest Of The Child Stars All Look Old As Balls
Harry Potter and the Unexplained Fact That Angry Irish Dumbledore’s Brother Is An Angry Northerner
Neville Longbottom and the Time He Became A Major Asset For The Order Of The Phoenix, Led A Revolution In The Absence Of The Chosen One, and Killed A Living Horcrux – All Whilst Holding Two Fingers Up At Puberty
Here is a selfie (because this blog is The Selfie Revolution, after all) of when I arrived at work…
I got up early, made an effort with my clothes, hair and make-up for a change… and then it tipped it down with rain whilst I was walking.
Ce Sera.
Alice.